Advance April's Fool Entertainment

Call me cruel or wicked for all I care. I have this tendency to laugh at humans' ridiculous reactions over something so trivial, so useless and most importantly, a downright hoax that they chose to believe in.

Yup, they're humans alright.

They believe whatever (may seems legit) that is thrown at them.

I'm now having the hardest laugh. 

So yeah. As I was saying, I had a good laugh seeing students' bombastic reactions over the news (it's a hoax, d-uh) about Temasek Polytechnic coming up with a school uniform plan for the upcoming semester. Oh for heaven's sake, the design of the said uniforms are a giveaway that it's a hoax. For example, the guys' uniform has shorts... Right, I did mentioned SHORTS. Imagine them wearing those red fugly shorts and BAMZ! leg hair is sticking out everywhere. Disturbing scene, aye? Unless someone is going to promote Veet for the guys on the first day of school.

Happy April's Fool in advance, fools.

That's about it.

Continue to humor me, humans.

XXX

I officially need to find a new hobby. Like now. Pronto.

A hobby that probably doesn't involves reading or drawing because they're both my current ones and I'm getting bored so to speak. Therefore, I need a new hobby that will bring thrill into my already mundane life.

I have a few in mind but I don't really have much moolah to even start them. Like, I don't know, street photography sounds nice but I don't have a camera. Watching movie at home? I don't think that's cut out to be considered a hobby. Baking? I'm too nuts lazy to find weird ingredients. Write a story? My English isn't that brilliant in the grammar sense. Reading or drawing? Oh wait, that's already in my list.

So, any other brilliant ideas out there? Would be glad to try them out if it's within my budget or.... within my interest.

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Guess what. I can't find any decent job and I've been rejected.
Well, thank you, sire. You just made me feel as though I'm stepping inside some Chinese territory. Oh for God's sake, it's a freaking English-speaking country with a mixture of other languages. Why must most of the jobs require English-and-Mandarin speaking? Why is there hardly any English-and-Malay speaking jobs? Or perfect still, just English speaking jobs. Fuck 'em all. I cater to English-speaking Singaporeans, not those PRC please.

Because of all these factors, yes, I'm unemployed, becoming a couch potato and a tai tai with a hole in her pocketful of sunshine.

I don't know, man. When I thought I could find a decent temporary job in the ads, it just have to either be English AND Mandarin speaking requirement or the workplace is bloody inaccessible. I foresee myself being forced to do housework during my vacation. Only housework. At home. Urgh.

Je suis de retour. Aucun doute.

Well, surprise! Surprise! I've finally decided to make another comeback, another failed appearance here after a darn long hiatus. It's been like what, almost three months of absence ever since 23rd December 2011? I didn't even celebrate or welcome 2012 here and all you've been reading is utter emptiness. And before anyone goes after my silence, I shall payback with a three months' worth of update, I think.

Welcoming 2012 has been a breeze but that tugging feeling that it's gonna be one hell of a bad year never leaves my mind. And lo and behold, I started the first month, and probably the second month too, on a really bad note. Everything was very rushing, especially when exams were closing in and I had to juggle five projects and their blasted deadlines. But I don't think that was half bad, until a group mate from hell came into the picture. I was sure as hell pissed off beyond the seventh gate of hell, when I thought I could easily aced that module but that hellish thing came in to ruin it all. Because of that, I realized I have issues with my anger management but I think it's fair enough since I do have the rights to show my anger and lash it out on the wrongdoer. I mean seriously, bro? Who on earth gets angry and still laughs and smiles like a lunatic? Definitely not me.

Moving on the the second month, it's probably the same as the first but with more pressure from the upcoming exams. Hell, I could hardly understand any shit from several modules during my revision and I was asking for last minute crash course from other students. It was bad, really. I advise anyone to never ever study a week before exam because you sure as hell will be gaping like a dying fish. Though it kinda surprised me back then that I managed to get out of the examination room waaaaaaaaay before the time's up! Ah, and there was my birthday week! Whoooooop whoooooop!

And so, that brought me to the lovely month of March, where we are now. I know right. The time passes by us way too fast for our own good.

Enjoy!

I'm back. No doubt.